Another open ended one, but luckily this one is for everyone! No coding required.
Loading tips! They show up in the chat box every time you log in for another round. While we will still have basics and good-to-know, good-to-remember things in there, we'd also like to see more suggestions!
Less obvious interactions. Stuff that even a seasoned player will see and go "wow! I never knew that." A little bit of a nudge toward mischief and crime, possibly a little spice to someone's gimmick round.
Quick suggestions on getting away with crime, on breaking into places, on when it's okay to throw the clown into the crusher, hints at things they should check out and learn.
Just keep it on the reasonable side- nothing too secret, nothing overtly rulebreaking or metagaming, nothing that will get the average person reading the tip in trouble should they give it a try.
CONTENT - Game Startup Tips
- ReginaldHJ
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"Melding with the Planet... I will cease to exist as I am now... Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul." - Sephiroth
"May The Schwartz Be With You." - Yogurt
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Re: CONTENT - Game Startup Tips
here's one-
You can equip a new jumpsuit without taking off the one you're wearing
You can equip a new jumpsuit without taking off the one you're wearing
finally a signature htat doesnt wipe


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Re: CONTENT - Game Startup Tips
130-some-odd tips replaced, add more as you please!!
finally a signature htat doesnt wipe


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Re: CONTENT - Game Startup Tips
You can make a set of shackles by using some handcuffs on a pair of orange shoes.
Holding a baseball bat lets you deflect thrown items.
In a pinch, you can break down doors by bashing them with objects.
Plungers go on your head, not in the toilet.
The box that comes in your starting backpack often spawns with useful survival equipment inside.
Travel in groups, there is safety in numbers.
You can smoke five joints at once: one in the mask slot, two in your pockets, and two in your hands. Maximum weedage.
You can (and should) fart on many things.
Use a welding tool on an open locker, climb in, close the door, then have a buddy weld you inside. Voila, instant makeshift tank.
You can use a syringe to inject chemicals into food.
Hack into a zoldorf machine 2day.
A microwaved donk pocket a day keeps the doctor away.
Bees will protect their parents from attackers.
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Holding a baseball bat lets you deflect thrown items.
In a pinch, you can break down doors by bashing them with objects.
Plungers go on your head, not in the toilet.
The box that comes in your starting backpack often spawns with useful survival equipment inside.
Travel in groups, there is safety in numbers.
You can smoke five joints at once: one in the mask slot, two in your pockets, and two in your hands. Maximum weedage.
You can (and should) fart on many things.
Use a welding tool on an open locker, climb in, close the door, then have a buddy weld you inside. Voila, instant makeshift tank.
You can use a syringe to inject chemicals into food.
Hack into a zoldorf machine 2day.
A microwaved donk pocket a day keeps the doctor away.
Bees will protect their parents from attackers.
This message brought to you by Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles.




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Re: CONTENT - Game Startup Tips
You can store a pen or cigarette inside your PDA.
Monkeys attack in swarms.
You can start jousting while riding a segway by using a mop, spear, or metal rod in-hand.
Mail chutes are a great way to deliver explosives.
Cool detectives always use the *monologue emote.
EMAGs work on more things than you'd expect. Experiment!
Bibles work as linked storages. Anything you put in one bible can be pulled out of a different bible.
Ask about our dental plan.
You can use cable coils to tie people to conveyor belts for that old timey death trap feel.
You may be weaker than a wizard, but you CAN beat them in a dance-off.
Monkeys attack in swarms.
You can start jousting while riding a segway by using a mop, spear, or metal rod in-hand.
Mail chutes are a great way to deliver explosives.
Cool detectives always use the *monologue emote.
EMAGs work on more things than you'd expect. Experiment!
Bibles work as linked storages. Anything you put in one bible can be pulled out of a different bible.
Ask about our dental plan.
You can use cable coils to tie people to conveyor belts for that old timey death trap feel.
You may be weaker than a wizard, but you CAN beat them in a dance-off.



