me: a postwar old timey ex-salesman drunk clown
you provide: Spam E-mails, Spam Paper Flyers, Spam Audio Tapes, Spam Postcards. Each of these has examples or templates in the code, like the e-mails accessible over the network, various printouts, audio logs, or the juicer schweets card.
I point you at them, you make as many as you want, and we stick 'em in the way.
Good first PR, hard 2 fuck up!